We had an opportunity to interview Gary. Just Gary, but we can name him MAGA-Gary.
VFP: So what are your opinions on ICE operations in Minnesota. Are they OK to deport a five year-old to a camp in Texas with his dad. And then on to Ecuador.
Gary: Absolutely, if that is where they are from.
VFP: They are asylum seekers. Liam Ramos and his dad.
Gary: We have enough crazy people here. They can go to their own insane asylum.
VFP: It's not the meaning of asylum.
Gary: ...hm...
VFP: And other immigrants, they can ship them anywhere?
Gary: Sure, whoever will take them.
VFP: And the bystanders. What was Renee Good supposed to do when ICE yelled confusing instructions and one was pointing a gun at her?
Gary: She was supposed to get out of the car.
VFP: And Alex Pretti, was it OK to shoot him after he was disarmed on the ground?
Gary: I think he showed some sign of fighting back. I would have. But since he was armed, how would they know what was on him. But they could have handcuffed him, I’ll give you that.
VFP: ICE does not use handcuffs. I think they use zip ties. Moving on. Do we want Greenland?
Gary: Sure, they might have some minerals.
VFP: What about NATO?
Gary: Fuck NATO, they never helped us.
VFP: Well, all the military actions we have had were a bit out of NATO areas. That would be UN peacekeepers.
Gary: Fuck the UN.
VFP: Moving on. What about tariffs.
Gary: China should pay tariffs.
VFP: OK, suppose the Chinese wholesaler pays that tariff, isn’t he going to have to raise prices of the goods he then sells on to Home Depot? Whoever pays the tariff, your price goes up.
Gary: I’ll just go to Menard’s. But the main thing is that the Chinese pay. They have been stealing our jobs for years.
VFP: I think that would be Home Deport deciding to buy the cheapest products that led to that. That we lost those jobs. But we do make a few things here yet, like gas mowers.
Gary: Yeah, I’ll buy it from my mower store, the guy fixes them too. Besides, Home Depot has mostly Chinese electric mowers. And a few gas mowers, riding mowers.
VFP: What do you think of the Trump Ballroom?
Gary: Looks fine from the plan. Maybe do the whole White House in marble?
VFP: Thanks for your time, Gary. Will you be voting for Trump in 2028?
Gary: Absolutely.




















